Cold in July.

So here it is the middle of July and I have been struck down with a severe cold. I have had a fever for 2 days so much so that when I would move I prayed my head would fall off because it would feel better. I can't believe it. I have prided myself on not have a single cold this winter and here I am laying on the couch bundled up wanting nothing but chicken noodle soup.
As anyone knows the bad part about being home sick is that you have nothing to do but sit at home and watch a Rosanne marathon or think. I did both. I think I saw almost every episode of Rosanne ever made. Some of them were really funny and some well you know. It could have just me being delerious from the fever. So when I wasn't watching Rosanne I was thinking. There is so much to think about when your feverish and nothing to do like how come some people have great hair? Who decided to try snails? and I wonder if this is how Stephen King gets all of his weird ideas because there are some weird things that come through your head when you are sick. I also wondered how come men are so hard to figure out. I have always heard that men can't figure women out, whereas I think we are easy to understand. We are clear about how we feel and nothing is ever that confusing because we put it right out there. Men however use codes and mixed signals and I just don't get it. I am a 38 year old single woman and I keep thinking things will get easier. Oh well if anyone has any ideas PLEASE let me know. I hope summer gets better with no more colds.